Showing posts with label poop. Show all posts
Showing posts with label poop. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

The First Avenger's Poop.



          This is the part they left out of the new Captain America movie. I'd willing to bet he's happy about that! Among his abilities listed are:

Super Human Abilities
  • Peak Human Strength
  • Peak Human Speed
  • Peak Human Stamina
  • Peak Human Senses
  • Peak Human Agility
  • Superhuman Reflexes
  • Peak Human Durability
  • Peak Human Mental Process
  • Peak Human Healing
  • Peak Human Poop Holder: It's been 70 years since the last time he went!